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foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

dan-and-his-hormones:

getitontheground:

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

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"You use the term ‘foodie’" darn I really thought I had a chance with this one :(

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