October 2009
Dave a Biography.
(wikipedia removed this UNFAIRLY)
David Johnathan Sealey was born on the 20th may 1985. He lives in Gorleston, Norfolk. Born To parents Zeb (a professional female body builder) and John (founder of the St Tropez self-tanning system), he attended Stradbroke first school before accepting a minor role as an extra in Neighbours. This was just the start of what was to be a blossoming film career....
Ummm here are 15 facts about me!
1. I dislike biscuits.
2. I don’t want to move with my mum and dad to Leicester, it would be going back not forward. I’d rather stand still
3. I am always skint.
4. I want to take scarly to Disney land when she is 5 over Christmas.
5. I have a small obsession with hello kitty
6. I am glad i had a girl, i didn’t want a boy….
7. I love love LOVE Gossip Girl.
8. I...
I fucking hate being grown up...
I’m going to miss the BEST day (barr christmas in general) HALLOWEEEEN. Fucking phone bill comes out the day before leaving me skint. fuck bollocks bastard. i am not not not not happy!!! Its the best day of year. and i had a total GORREEEE fest planned. Thats katies birthday and halloween. Im going to hibernate for the next 4 months and do fuck all!
So i can only assume that....
Half the people working on Cbeebies are on crack. For you lucky people who have not seen wonderful programmage like waybuloo might wanna watch it and then you can explain to me what the hell is going on. How do kids understand whats going on in that show is beyond me. Also the kids in waybuloo all look like thei9r pets are being held hostage if they don’t act…
Also in the night...
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The reason im not a skinny bird....
I am by far not a skinny bird. I don’t think i would like to be one either. I dont find overly skinny attractive. ingeneral. For one i like my men with a bit of a belly. Not a full on beer belly, but not a six pack. (i seem to be alone on that one. most woman love a toned man.) But I don’t wanna be thin i would like to be slimmer but not skinny.
Well the reason i am not thin or skinny...
My Time In The Clink... Aka twitter jail!
I recently done a spell in twitter jail. And i feel this is most unfair. From what i read its because i posted more then 150 messages in an hour. But this was during x-factor. And what happens if you have over 150 people to reply to. Ignoring them is rude. I feel twitter need to sort it out.
So for those of you that know, or not i have a new twitter account for these tough times when I’m...
Bros before Hos. RIGHT ON BRUVVA!
“Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out, for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other ho’s in the world. And then suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.”
So its 4.57am
And i have been awake since 1.30 am. I am not happy. Why is it you do a good deed for some one and it truly bites you in the arse? I know its been a long time since they have been out JULY! But i am dead on my feet. God how people have more then one kid i do not know
Personal ads.
Charlotte and i like to read the personal’s and here is our verson
Charlottes: Peter Andre fan seeking Peter Andre lookalike. With similar bank balance. Can you make me your mysterious girl?
Mine: Seeking male version of me. Must be fully twitter literate.
And seeking the “one”
Charlottes : We travelled down to London on the train. I stormed off to starbucks, you...
Shit.
Just shit. seriously i don’t wanna drag people down but i am fucked!
My mum and dad have said they are selling the house and wanna move away to be near my sister and wanna be out of here by march. What the fuck am i going to do. I cant fucking move yet. And when i do i dont wanna move to fucking leicter again. If i move i need to move in with my mum and dad and we all know thats not a good...
