David Johnathan Sealey was born on the 20th may 1985. He lives in Gorleston, Norfolk. Born To parents Zeb (a professional female body builder) and John (founder of the St Tropez self-tanning system), he attended Stradbroke first school before accepting a minor role as an extra in Neighbours. This was just the start of what was to be a blossoming film career. Soon after his appearance in Neighbours he was headhunted by movie director Chris Columbus and had a brief but memorable role as ‘boy at airport’ in hit film Home Alone. SO impressive was his performance that he was asked back to play ‘boy in toy store’ in Home Aone 2. It was on the set of Home Alone 2 that he struck up an unlikely friendship with Macaulay Culkin, which brought him one step closer to his idol (and soon to be style icon) Michael Jackson.
After one fake tan too many Dave couldnt handle the fumes any longer and moved in with Michael at the age of ten, soon to be rescued by his bodybuilder mother (UK champion 3years running). This was the start of a downward spiral for Dave - a dark time in which he dabbled in Red Bull and roll-ups. Asprin soon led to pro-plus and by the tender age of 13 Dave had developed a full-blown crack addiction.
After several failed attempts at rehab Dave finally got clean in a bid to support the 7 children born from a string of drug-fuelled romps. His children; Jay Asforis, Daisy Evans, Calvin Goldspink, Stacey McClean, Aaron Renfree, Hannah Richings, Frankie Sandford and Rochelle Wiseman later went on to form popular group S Club Juniors. In a desperate bid to revive his wavering film career Dave took the drastic decision to star in numerous low-budget adult films.
== Filmography ==
Home Alone 1990 Boy in airport
Home alone II 1992 Boy in toystore
Animal passions 1995 Dog lover
Byker grove 1996 Boy pushing Geoff’s wheel chair
Coronation street 1998 Troubled teenager
Edward penishands 2004 (may) “Edward”
Pulp friction 2004 (june) “Jules
ace vagina 2004 (sep)
ace ventura….pet my rectum 2004 (sep)
Ace Ventura: Pet Pimp 2004 (oct)
Buttman and Throbbin 2005 (jan)
How to lose a guy to 10 gays 2005 (may) (winning a golden penis award)
I’m going to miss the BEST day (barr christmas in general) HALLOWEEEEN. Fucking phone bill comes out the day before leaving me skint. fuck bollocks bastard. i am not not not not happy!!! Its the best day of year. and i had a total GORREEEE fest planned. Thats katies birthday and halloween. Im going to hibernate for the next 4 months and do fuck all!
Half the people working on Cbeebies are on crack. For you lucky people who have not seen wonderful programmage like waybuloo might wanna watch it and then you can explain to me what the hell is going on. How do kids understand whats going on in that show is beyond me. Also the kids in waybuloo all look like thei9r pets are being held hostage if they don’t act…
Also in the night garden is full of freaky things, Upsy daisy a slag kisses every one and flashes her skirt. Macca pakka has ocd cleaning stones, the pontypines have just been breeding scary mini people.
I know for years people have been talking about drugs and kids t.v so this is nothing new but seriously… Its freaky shzzle.
I am by far not a skinny bird. I don’t think i would like to be one either. I dont find overly skinny attractive. ingeneral. For one i like my men with a bit of a belly. Not a full on beer belly, but not a six pack. (i seem to be alone on that one. most woman love a toned man.) But I don’t wanna be thin i would like to be slimmer but not skinny.
Well the reason i am not thin or skinny or how you wanna say it is i love food. LOVE IT! I don’t get how people can have half a carrot and say they are full. Maybe because they wanna be skinny but my god. I couldent live with out a fajita, pizza, chineese once in a while.
rambling blog i know but seriously just wanted to let you know! ;)
I recently done a spell in twitter jail. And i feel this is most unfair. From what i read its because i posted more then 150 messages in an hour. But this was during x-factor. And what happens if you have over 150 people to reply to. Ignoring them is rude. I feel twitter need to sort it out.
So for those of you that know, or not i have a new twitter account for these tough times when I’m being raped by twitter @vikkehx add me so you dont miss out of my ramblings.
Just to let you know @marginatasnaily is my twitter bitch. i would drop the soap in front of her any day ;)
"Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out, for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other ho’s in the world. And then suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.”
And i have been awake since 1.30 am. I am not happy. Why is it you do a good deed for some one and it truly bites you in the arse? I know its been a long time since they have been out JULY! But i am dead on my feet. God how people have more then one kid i do not know
Just shit. seriously i don’t wanna drag people down but i am fucked!
My mum and dad have said they are selling the house and wanna move away to be near my sister and wanna be out of here by march. What the fuck am i going to do. I cant fucking move yet. And when i do i dont wanna move to fucking leicter again. If i move i need to move in with my mum and dad and we all know thats not a good idea. what the fuck am i going to do.
My friends work i wont get the help that i need my friends work. my brothers going travelling. i have no boyfriend to ask help from and read back a few pages to see why i don’t get help from him.
I was getting things back on track i was going back to college. i was starting to get my life back together and now i feel its all going tits up.
So im pretty much fucked. Had my first panic attack in 2 years over this. i thought i had gotten over those.